Cache: Mom I rrreaally want a cellphone.
Me: no way hozay(jose?)
Cache: Well when I grow up I want an i-pod touch with headphones and shoes with stars on the side and a skeleton shirt.
Mom skeletons are jus like rockstars. And mom I want to be cool.
me: Cache you are cool.
Cache: ya but I just need cool pants and cool shoes now.
He's not even five yet folks. (And by the way way I will never let him wear skeletons)
Also Cache has began using the phrase: "The word on the street is..."
Example: "Mom the word on the street is that we need to have peanut-butter sandwiches for lunch."
He can apply this new saying of his to most situations.
I might make him watch toy story or Cars this afternoon...somehow that will make me feel better.